Here is your next Junta/Mismanangement for the Austin Hash. Yeah to Elvis...he is our next RA!!!
Grand Bitch/Bastard: High Beams
Hash Cash: The Body
Religious Adviser (RA): Strap-on Elvis
Beer Meister: Father Syphilis
On-Sec: Try A Fuck
Joint Masters: Gluteus Intrudeus & Client #69
Hare Raiser: She Mussel Bitch
Hash Hotline: Ass Gagger
Hash Webmaster: Father Syphilis
Haberdasher: Wicked Itch of the Yeast
Off-Sec: Just Buffy (the barbwire slayer)
Off-Off-Sec: Squeef
Hash Mattress: North-Death by Dildo; South-High Beams; Central-Easy Access
Hash Wanker: FRGM (Full Ride Goat Master); (Squeezebox runner up)
Hash Bimbo: Bump Her Stick Her
holy crap..an update! we missed you:P
ReplyDeleteThe only thing that sucks more than the current junta is this blog!
ReplyDeleteTodd's on crack. He's gonna be annoyed next football season when he can't watch the Bears.
ReplyDeletePackers 37 Bears 3!!!
ReplyDeleteWow, Elvis leading circle makes me wanna come back to Austin! Next year when I visit Donnie!
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