Tex Mex - Thursday

I went to pick up BATT on Thursday early evening since the El Paso guy (Gropin Bar-knee) who always volunteers for Tex-Mex airport pickups is an ASSHOLE! Luckily for BATT, I was able to use BS's Suburban so she wouldn't have to wait one hour and 30 minutes for Strawberry Shortdick's next pickup. Have I mentioned how much I can't stand GB??! Brownie drove in from Hueco Tanks and met me at the airport bar, where we waited for BATT, the Kimchi Crew and Gaylord Focker.

Anyways, she showed up with this Chihuahua...he became the unofficial mascot of the weekend. Oh, Julio "Chi Chi" Gulio, we love you!

Julio pooped in Slut Slinger's mug...

Aww...a gay lovers Lakers reunion!

Nettypoo!
BATT gave us all these bracelets with sayings like, "blitzed, hammered, plowed, ripped, bombed, pickled," etc
Back at the hotel, the Tour de Chug battle begun. First champion was Gay "Lord of the Gays" Focker.
Then Wanker Boy
Then Verbal Diarrhea/Diarrhea Joe/DJ/Jo-Jo/Tonka Truck/Tonka Butt quickly beat Brownie. The damn "jello yersey" barely even fit him! I mean, have you checked out his guns?!!
Look how much better Tonka Butt looks in brownie's vest!

Granny came out to play...all the way from Iraq! I Love Meat! Awww, looksie who passed out early. No prob, Julio was there to do bad things to his ass...
Chairs are fun.

You can see all of the pics from Thursday HERE.