So...YOU are so bored that you harass me and tell me to update my shitty blog, eh? Well, this is what you get! At least it's Kimchi approved. ;)

12PM That's a Sobriety Test in and of Itself
Lab tech: He needs to retake the drug screening.
Nurse: Why? He said he was ready to give a urine sample.
Lab tech: Well... How do I put this delicately? He did give us *a* sample... Just not the kind we needed.
Nurse: Wait, you mean... he... Oh my god! How the hell did he poop in that cup? I am impressed!
Lab tech: Yea, I kinda am to.

Hospital
Columbus, Ohio
Overheard by: Workin' here for the insurance
Posted 2008-06-19

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