To the pink chick on my flight this morning.....
There is a reason those arm rests are in between seats on an airplane. Do NOT push them back and make one big seat! I don't know who the hell you think you are, but I don't want you encroaching into my area. I mean, I was already crammed against the window as much as possible. Keep your hot pink jacket, pink blanket, pink phone, pink gameboy and pink iPod AWAY from me, you freak!
posted by Gagger at 7:04 PM
9 Comments:
You shoulda said, "are you pink on the inside too?" and tried to go down on her. I bet she would've left you alone after that.
What? You want me to drink? Ooooooh, twist my arm.
preach it sister!! I don't know how many times I had some chick all over me on a plane.
Hahaha! I'm sure that was for other reasons! ;)
This girl had one too many bags of Oreos.
were you on a flight with a Paris Hilton wanna be?
Well, she didn't have any miniature dogs in tow.....yet.
Funny thing was when I first saw her, I thought she was pregnant! Guess that Empire waist shirt she was wearing wasn't a good thing. Then I saw she had a boogie board...
She had a boogie board on the plane? This story is getting weirder and weirder. Are you sure you weren't just drunk and imagined this whole thing?
I was on 3 1/2 hours of sleep, but seriously, she had a boogie board! I bet she just uses it as a kick board in the pool.
I saw her name on the back of it when we were getting off the plane...September. Now she ruined my birth month!
Wow
September Pink Boogie Boarding fat girl takes @ssgaggers section on plane....No sleep produces delirium
There now you can use that for the eye catcher when you write an article on it...
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