Hash Erection Results

Wasn't a large turnout at Double Dave's like in past years, but it was still fun. Below is a list of the newly elected Junta. Thanks to those who came out to support me. Woot woot!

Grand Bitch: High Beams
Hash Cash: The Body
On Sec: She Mussel Bitch
Off Sec: Wh-Oreo
Off Off Sec: Just Kim
Religious Advisor: Wanksgiving
Beer Meister: Father Syphilis
Beer Meister's Dog: TAF
Joint Masters: Strap-on Elvis; Bubbles The Sad Beer Clown
Hare Raiser: Father Syphilis
Hash Webmaster: Father Syphilis
Hash Mattress (North): Death By Dildo
Hash Mattress (South): Keeper Of The Beams
Hash Haberdasher: Wicked Itch Of The Yeast
Hash Hotline: @ss Gagger
Hash Wanker: Unzip Me
Hash Bimbo: Who Lies Beneath