Happy Birthday Chuck Norris!
Top Facts - you've seen some of these, but not all of them. Here are a couple that made me laugh.
Leading hand sanitizers claim they can kill 99.9 percent of germs. Chuck Norris can kill 100 percent of whatever the fuck he wants.
Chuck Norris once played Jenga. The result was the Empire State Building.
I'll be posting the pics from the Prepare for Chuck Norris Birthday Hash someday....got a busy weekend ahead though!
Leading hand sanitizers claim they can kill 99.9 percent of germs. Chuck Norris can kill 100 percent of whatever the fuck he wants.
Chuck Norris once played Jenga. The result was the Empire State Building.
I'll be posting the pics from the Prepare for Chuck Norris Birthday Hash someday....got a busy weekend ahead though!
16 Comments:
He was awesome in Dodgeball.
He was awesome in Dodgeball.
So nice I had to say it twice! Friggin' computers...
Hey Gagger, when Colorado ends A&Ms hoops season today, do you pull your orange out of the closet and root for UT?
I don't own anything in that horrible burnt orange color!
2pm baby...it's on!
I'll bet you a bottle of Colorado Vodka against a bottle of Tito's Vodka...
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DEAL!
Gig 'Em Aggies!!!!
Awesome! I want the big bottle too!
I don’t know who to root for in this bet.
Gagger, because she will share the Vodka. Post the picks, trash is waiting on it
thank you trash has now been posted
I want A&M to win, then my brother in law will be happy and maybe I can talk him into baby sitting again tonight!
Does Colorado even have a vodka?
Gag 'em Aggies!
Hell yeah they do.
http://www.coloradovodka.com
Good stuff too. Too bad Gagger won't be trying any.
Umm, we are up at halftime!
B.T.H.O.Colorado!
roflmao, i love the Chuck Norris quotes. too funny. :)
and yes, Dodgeball rocked, mainly because of Chuck Norris. ;)
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