Book 'Em Horns!
Finally...it's not an Aggie joke getting passed around the internet!
In celebration of the SIXTH longhorn football player arrest since June, the team recognized the need to change the logo.
1. What do you call a drug ring in Austin? A huddle
2. Four UT Longhorns riding in a car, who is driving? The Police
3. The UT Longhorns have adopted a new "Honor System". Yes Your Honor, No Your Honor.
4. The UT Longhorns knew they had to do something for their defense, so they hired a new defensive coordinator: F. Lee Bailey
5. How do the UT Longhorns spend their first week at fall practice? Studying their Miranda Rights
6. What do you say to a Longhorn in a suit? Will the defendant please rise?
7. If you see a Longhorn football player on a bike, why don't you swerve to hit him? It might be your bike!
8. The Longhorns employ scouts. But to look out for cops, not to scout high school kids.
9. I heard a rumor that the Texas Department of Corrections plans to build a new prison in Austin, to allow Longhorns to walk to school.
10. What do you call it when a Longhorn goes on vacation? Time off for good behavior.
11. Why couldn't the Longhorns get into a huddle on the football field? It's a parole violation to associate with known felons.
12. Obviously Coach Mack Brown is not paying his players if they have to resort to robbing people.
In celebration of the SIXTH longhorn football player arrest since June, the team recognized the need to change the logo.
1. What do you call a drug ring in Austin? A huddle
2. Four UT Longhorns riding in a car, who is driving? The Police
3. The UT Longhorns have adopted a new "Honor System". Yes Your Honor, No Your Honor.
4. The UT Longhorns knew they had to do something for their defense, so they hired a new defensive coordinator: F. Lee Bailey
5. How do the UT Longhorns spend their first week at fall practice? Studying their Miranda Rights
6. What do you say to a Longhorn in a suit? Will the defendant please rise?
7. If you see a Longhorn football player on a bike, why don't you swerve to hit him? It might be your bike!
8. The Longhorns employ scouts. But to look out for cops, not to scout high school kids.
9. I heard a rumor that the Texas Department of Corrections plans to build a new prison in Austin, to allow Longhorns to walk to school.
10. What do you call it when a Longhorn goes on vacation? Time off for good behavior.
11. Why couldn't the Longhorns get into a huddle on the football field? It's a parole violation to associate with known felons.
12. Obviously Coach Mack Brown is not paying his players if they have to resort to robbing people.
posted by Gagger at 2:44 PM
6 Comments:
Too funny!Obviously made by envious losers in maroon.Wanksgiving
I actually saw the email earlier this week...before last night's game! But this was the 1st time I saw the pic. Hee hee hee....
I need that t-shirt.Book`em Horns.Wanks
HAHA. Are they trying to compete with OSU for the most criminals on a team?
At least the Horns are still winning games. Poor poor Aggies.
Yeah, I know. Gotta get my jabs when I can though!
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