Thursday, November 13, 2008

Congrats to the new Junta!

Here is your next Junta/Mismanangement for the Austin Hash. Yeah to Elvis...he is our next RA!!!

Grand Bitch/Bastard: High Beams
Hash Cash: The Body
Religious Adviser (RA): Strap-on Elvis
Beer Meister: Father Syphilis
On-Sec: Try A Fuck
Joint Masters: Gluteus Intrudeus & Client #69
Hare Raiser: She Mussel Bitch
Hash Hotline: Ass Gagger
Hash Webmaster: Father Syphilis
Haberdasher: Wicked Itch of the Yeast
Off-Sec: Just Buffy (the barbwire slayer)
Off-Off-Sec: Squeef
Hash Mattress: North-Death by Dildo; South-High Beams; Central-Easy Access
Hash Wanker: FRGM (Full Ride Goat Master); (Squeezebox runner up)
Hash Bimbo: Bump Her Stick Her

5 Comments:

Blogger Barbara said...

holy crap..an update! we missed you:P

November 15, 2008 10:29 AM  
Blogger brownie said...

The only thing that sucks more than the current junta is this blog!

November 16, 2008 10:17 AM  
Blogger K-Dub said...

Todd's on crack. He's gonna be annoyed next football season when he can't watch the Bears.

November 17, 2008 3:55 PM  
Blogger PlaysByEar said...

Packers 37 Bears 3!!!

November 17, 2008 8:15 PM  
Blogger Nick said...

Wow, Elvis leading circle makes me wanna come back to Austin! Next year when I visit Donnie!

November 29, 2008 10:20 PM  

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