Monday, September 11, 2006

Colorado - Thursday, Aug 31

So when we woke up on Thursday morning, we found a list of things to do that BROWNIE left for us.
He rode with someone to work so we could use his Jeep for the day. First on the list was to eat breakfast at King’s Chef, or as we like to call it, the Purple Castle. DAY OLD FISH, CLOSET FREAK, WET SPOT, BLACKS ON BLONDES and I all loved it. Holy hell…if you are ever in Colorado Springs, you MUST GO EAT THERE! It is the cutest, smallest diner with awesome food and friendly, humorous service. Sue is great! It would be a great hangover meal place for sure. I can't believe how big my meal was, and I ordered half of The Thing.

Next, we added something to the list ourselves. We decided to stop in at a dive bar we passed earlier on Platte Road…Irish House Bar & Lounge. Hung out with Johnny the bartender...super nice guy, but damn that boy is slow! Guess he isn't used to people ordering liquor drinks. We hung out there for a drink or two...listened to some good tunes on the juke box and then were off. As I was getting into the Jeep my shorts ripped! ARRGGGHHHH!!!!!! Oh well, what to do now? Continue on to another dive bar that was not on the list. BOB noticed a place called Tex-Mex Tavern in a little strip center. It was now 1:20pm and they didn't open until 2pm. BUT, the new manager/owner guy named Francisco told us to come on in. Whoo-hoo! The whole bar to ourselves. This one guy that was arriving at the Irish House when we were leaving actually showed up at this second bar...so we were chatting with him. His name is Art and he knows some tejano band here in Austin, but I can't recall the name. Anyway, after one drink, I was getting ansy to get back on track with the list. I mean, I hadn't been to Colorado in years and I was ready to be a little tourist.

So the Jeep was headed towards Garden of the Gods. DAY OLD FISH and CLOSET FREAK came with me as well. BOB and WET SPOT decided to continue drinking, but stumbled upon a sex shop. For those of you who watched the midget porn and abused the blow up doll at Invihash, you can thank them! Wow, GOTG is awesome! Totally gorgeous. And yes, I walked around with my ass hanging out of my shorts. We were starting to run out of time since we needed to pick up LATE NITE DRIVE THRU at the airport and it was on the other side of town. Looks like we weren't gonna make the last 2 items on the list. Oh well...guess we'll just all have to return for a visit. :)

You can see the pics from Thursday afternoon here.

Once we returned from picking up LATE NITE, it was time for a quick change and we were all off to the MOPP Hash (Moon Over Pikes Peak). It started at a place called the Finish Line Lounge, which was in walking distance from BROWNIE'S place. Several of us even wore our plaid skirts/kilts for the occasion. It was a live lay, so many people were hoping to snare the hare. NUTHIN' BUT NET held Chalk Talk while the hare slipped away and then we were off. First beer check, or should I say...first Boone's Farm check was at BROWNIE'S house. And who was FRB? Me! How that happened I'll never know. Somehow I caught up to the pack because they couldn't solve a check...I saw Alexander Road and knew exactly where it was going. A little inside knowledge never hurt. :)

On the way to the next beer check the hare was snared. He claims no, but somebody caught up to him and there was no beer in sight. This check offered brass monkeys!!! I just love C-4 and NET! My Tex-Mex hash weekend buds. I also had my very first Beer 30. Pretty good.

Soon we were off again and ended up at the same bar I was at on Weds night...Knob Hill Lounge. There were a lot more regulars there on Thursday, plus we filled up the place with hashers. Good times, good times.

We were sent off one last time and finally arrived at the On-In. The hare got floured, we had a naming and many accusations. This one chick was apparently offered $100 if she'd sleep with her 82 year old neighbor. She was closed lipped on whether she took him up on the offer...regardless, she was named $100 BUCK FUCK.

Check out the pictures for more on the night. Only other thing I recall off the top of my head is that C-4 brought out the Sharpie tattoos again, BROWNIE dove through his window, some flavors of Boone's Farm are way too sweet and we played beer pong using the door to the laundry room until the wee hours of the morning!

MOPP Hash pics.

Individual pics aren't loading for me anymore. Hopefully I can add in a few tomorrow. For now you have to check them all out using the above links!

4 Comments:

Blogger Heavin' said...

I was the photographer for the Brownie getting floured sequence.

September 12, 2006 8:13 AM  
Blogger Gagger said...

Aha! Slowly it is all coming back to me.....

You sure got some funny ones of him!

September 12, 2006 9:13 AM  
Blogger Smut Mutt said...

What kind of phofter gets his oil changed at Econolub?

September 12, 2006 3:54 PM  
Blogger Gagger said...

The cheap kind who thinks it's only $14.98, when they really charge $24 since it's an "SUV!"

September 13, 2006 12:44 AM  

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