Top 20 Reasons Why Brownie is the Coolest Hasher Ever

So there I was, trying to come up with a real first topic to chat about. This one was so graciously suggested to me. Let's see how many I can actually come up with....

20. Brownie was the first to introduce me to the world of blogs.
Wait! Or was it Day Old Fish? Let's call that a tie.
19. Brownie travels to many cities to visit other hashes.
18. Brownie can whip up some kick-ass pierogies.
17. ??? Umm, a little help here.
16. Maybe this should be Top 20 Reasons Why Brownie is a Wanker!
15. Brownie was beaten by a 15 year old girl in a duathlon. He let her live afterwards.
14. @ss Gagger posts nekkid pictures of Brownie. Bloggers are blinded forever and no longer able to post on respective blogs.
13. Day Old Fish Publications proves it: http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/2473/1368/1600/Brownie.1.jpg
12. Brownie owns a BMX bike-forgot to mention he bought it from a kid for $50!
11. Brownie is a competitive bastard
10. Austin H3 officially voted him as Hash Wanker
9. Brownie Sanchez
8. Pitt sucks. They will never win another National Championship while Brownie is alive.
7. Brownie drinks Brass Monkeys
6. Brownie can't figure out how to post pictures on his blog
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