Wednesday, March 29, 2006

TXIH06 Day 1 - The Pub Crawl

Thursday, what can I say? Drunkeness and Drama!

I slept in on Thursday due to partying the night before at Cedar Street for JUST LESLEY'S B-day. Damn the timing. Anyway, had some errands to run, finished packing and finally made it over to Crown & Anchor around 4pm. Let the festivities begin! BROWNIE paid up on his bet...sort of. I got my Colorado Vodka...in miniature form. Classic Brownie maneuver. After an excellent bacon cheeseburger and some beer, we decided it was time to head over to the downtown area. Only thing was, BANANA CREME PIE had left for dinner with her folks. So I now had the 3 Colorado peeps, plus DAY OLD FISH and FRIAR FUCK in my car, as well as all of my camping gear, luggage, coolers, food, etc.

Somehow we all squeezed in and came up to a light just past the Posse East. Let's just say there was a lot of yelling from drunkards in my car. [They started drinking before their flight at 6am.] At one point a runner went by and someone yelled, "Run Forrest, Run!" The guy ran over to our car and MEATGAZER asked if he wanted some alcohol. He took her Screwdriver jug and poured it all over the roof of my car. Jackhole! We somehow make it through the UT campus, yelling at random people along the way [with my Aggie license plate car]. We get a call from LATE NIGHT DRIVE THRU and tell her to meet us at Lovejoy's. Marshall, one of the cool LJ's bartenders, rocks! MEATGAZER and I both scored free Jager shots from him. We down some beer, run into more hashers and decide we want to walk around a bit to show the out-of-towners some of 6th Street. Only bad thing was that only a few bars were open at that time.

We wandered into The Library and to our joy, realize they have $1 wells. Let's just say we stayed here awhile! And they also have a Jack Daniel statue like the one EL SMEETS bought for $500...in color! It was now about 6:30pm so we thought we should head back to Lovejoy's for the beginning of the Pub Crawl. Things start to get a little fuzzy here. I remember following trail to the 2nd bar: The Side Bar. Don't remember that much here at all. Next thing I know, me, BATT and MEATGAZER head to Mugshots. We ran into BROWNIE and BANANA here. I have almost no recollection of this bar whatsoever. Hopefully my pictures will piece back the night.

Somehow we lost BROWNIE and BANANA because the next thing I recall is being at Whataburger with MEAT and BATT when the distressed call came in. "Meat, come get me. All our stuff is in the street!" I guess in my drunkeness and trying to hurry to pick up Wanker Boy, I spilled my drink. How does one get it only on the left shoe, all over the butt of the jeans and all inside the center console cup holders? Craziness. Somehow we finally find BANANA'S old house and manage to cram all of their luggage into my car. Now this is what I wish I had a picture of...BATT was smushed underneath all of the luggage and BROWNIE and MEAT were crammed in the front seat. Poor MEAT became so chlaustrophobic, we had to pull over so she could barf in some parking lot. I think it was Central Market!

Luckily, we finally made it back up North to my place. I don't recall the kitchen floor wrestling. Guess BROWNIE won that round. Next thing I know, I'm giving directions to my place to PENILE PROBE and MOODY BLUES. Once they showed up, we had a few beers with them and then it was time to crash out. Six bodies scattered all over my condo. Good times, good times....from what I recall!

Here are the pics from Day 1 of TXIH06. Enjoy!

Tuesday, March 28, 2006

TXIH06

Don't have time for a full recap just yet. Worked on uploading photos last night....still have more to go. Think I will post them by day since there are over 400 of them.

Here are some memorable moments...some good, some bad:

-Trying to figure out how a Diet Coke spilled in my car...only on my left shoe, my butt and all inside my cup holders in the center console.

-"Meat, come get me! Our luggage is in the middle of the street!"

-Having drunk BATT in the back seat of my car, underneath tons of luggage and camping gear, trying to fight through it to get to Brownie. Did you see her knuckles?

-Missing my exit and driving around South Austin for an hour before finally getting to 290/71.

-Colorado vodka! [Thanks for keeping your end of the bet, Brownie!]

-Hot Sex shots on top of a mountain.

-Having to bare my ass, because I slipped coming down the mountain after a shot check, so a friend could pull little prickly needles out of my ass. [Thanks Just Lesley!]

-Moments later getting stung by a bee for the very first time...and not knowing if I was allergic. [Thanks to High Beams for pulling out the stinger!]

-NOT freezing my ass off Friday night like everyone else. :)

-Realizing I had a flat tire on Saturday morning and not looking forward to changing it on the uneven surface.

-Having a temporary tattoo licked on me.

-Getting on all fours in the dark with my bare ass in the air after realizing one more prick was still in my bum...and having a friend pull it out by the light of her head lamp! [Thanks MeatGazer!]

-Golden Sprinkles from Sprinkles himself. [A.K.A. Brownie]

-Getting dog piled in my tent by a group of drunkards late Saturday night.

-Making new friends to go visit.

-Bees, bees, bees!

-Finding out Smut Mutt had an air pump on hand so I didn't have to change a tire!

-Watching BATT and drunkard Slut Slinger chasing the Getaway Car. Classic.

-Finding lost property! :)

Monday, March 27, 2006

ESPN U Commercial

I sent this out via email last week to some of you, but finally have the web link so that I can share it with everyone out there. :)

Link to commercial

hee hee hee......taco meat......

Friday, March 17, 2006

Ring of Fire/Walk the Line


1st Beer Check - the unmanned cooler

Sunday, Feb 26 was the Johnny Cash "Ring of Fire" Birthday Trail. So I'm a little behind in posting hash photos...let's see what I can remember about trail. We met out in BFE near the lake, in front of an ugly colored house....a lovely teal/turquoise. The picture of it does not do it justice. Most everyone wore black for Johnny and his music was playing to get us in the mood to properly prepare us for celebrating Johnny's life.

1st beer check was an unmanned cooler. NOT a smart idea when hashers are involved. I think it was STRAP-ON ELVIS' idea to stay there until all the beer was gone...and we did. That meant I was one of the last ones in at the 2nd check. As I was arriving, instructions on which direction to go were being given. I didn't really listen because I was too busy locating a beer in the cooler. Upon leaving this 2nd check, I decided to try to short cut the trail and I followed CORNHOLIO, who was in turn following STRAP-ON ELVIS, HIPPIE SWALLOW and BITCH, JAMES BITCH. Yeah....not a good idea. The trails did not connect like we thought and we were now very, very lost. We must have run around in circles for an hour. Finally found some flour marks and were elated...only to then run into 3 arrows pointing in the direction we had just run. ARRGGGHHH!!!!! So we turned around and went back the way we had just come.

Once we finally made it to the On-In, I was immediately informed that all the queso had already been devoured. Another ARRGGGHHH!!! I was now STARVING so I crammed some food down my face before circle...hamburger patty in a tortilla, bratwurst in a tortilla, peanut butter inside a tortilla [seeing a pattern here?], and of course, a few Cheetos. We skipped the official On-On-On and headed towards Plucker's for $2 shots. After that, we ended up at (Massive) SLUT SLINGER'S house. DAY OLD FISH whipped up some spaghetti and meatballs. Mmm, dee-lish!

Johnny Cash pics

On March 4, SOCIAL RETARD and I saw Walk the Line at the Alamo Drafthouse. Excellent movie and excellent theater. Oh how I love the Alamo.....

Hopefully this weekend I'll get caught up on my posts!

On-On to St. Paddy's Day party. :)

Friday, March 10, 2006

Bring on my vodka, Brownie Boy

I've bet Brownie twice now and I've won both times. The first time I wasn't so smart...only bet one dollar. This time it was for a big ol' bottle of vodka. If I lost he won a bottle of Tito's, handmade here in Austin. Since I won the bet, I get a big ol' bottle of Colorado Vodka. Can't wait to try it out at Interhash. Whoo-hoo!

Thanks for the kick-ass bet, Wanker Boy!

Texas A&M beats Colorado!

Happy Birthday Chuck Norris!

Top Facts - you've seen some of these, but not all of them. Here are a couple that made me laugh.

Leading hand sanitizers claim they can kill 99.9 percent of germs. Chuck Norris can kill 100 percent of whatever the fuck he wants.

Chuck Norris once played Jenga. The result was the Empire State Building.

I'll be posting the pics from the Prepare for Chuck Norris Birthday Hash someday....got a busy weekend ahead though!

Tuesday, March 07, 2006

Support Local Live Music!

UPDATE: Cover charge is $5. Trophy's sells beer, but not liquor. You can bring in your own [up to a fifth] and they sell set ups.


Nothing to do this Friday? I've got the solution. Come on out to Trophy's [located here] to help support live music. My co-worker's band is playing at 11pm this Friday. You can check them out here.

Here's a little blip from the SXSW web site:

the.story.of plays shows that captivate.
the.story.of plays shows that invigorate.
the.story.of's songs are a melodic brand of space-rock that is both vivid and frequently 'goose-bump inducing.' Originally hailing from Athens, OH, now living in Austin, the.story.of has garnered a reputation as one of the cities most inventive and explosive new bands.
Here is a pic of my friend in the band [Alex] after one of their shows.

Might be a small cover around $4. Come join me! See how much fun I had at one of their shows here.

Friday, March 03, 2006

LaLa's Continued....

Ok, here is the link to all of the pics from Banana Creme Midget Porn Gagger's farewell drinkup at LaLa's.

Enjoy!

P.S. I forgot to warn you...there is one pic of someone's tattooed penis...

Thursday, March 02, 2006

Graffiti's Gone?

Update: Graffiti's is still open!

So last Wednesday [Feb 22] I had a long nap after work. When I finally woke up around 10pm, I was talked into going to Graffiti's for a couple of beers. It's literally only one minute from my place, so why not? Little did I know it would be my last beer there. I was told that Graffiti's closed its doors on Feb 24. What?! Joe and Debbie didn't mention anything to us about them closing down that Friday! Say it isn't so.....

Here are the pictures from our last adventure there.

P.S. Be sure and ask SLUT, RING and ELVIS about the band Journey. If I can figure out how to get a movie clip from my camera posted, you will die laughing.

Bid on Brownie replica

BROWNIE, hurry and go place your bid on this.

Make sure you scroll down the page a bit as well...

Aggies beat the sucky Longhorns!!!!

Know what sucked about today? Only the 1st bar on the Darkside Hash was showing the Aggies vs. Longhorns basketball game. Dude....we totally won in a shocker at the buzzer!!!! I mean, we suck and all, but they were ranked #7 and we weren't ranked at all. Total shocker....we beat yo ass. So suck it up mother fuckers!!!!

Poor Longhorns!

Ok, so I might be offending some folks. But recall that I've been drinking since 3:30pm today and it is now 1am. So sorry! Bite my ass.

Peace out. Ciao.

P.S. Did my first Darkside Hash tonight. Cops came, we didn't get busted,. Beer pong at Munson's, Weezer, etc. Good times, good times...

And what a beautiful day for an afternoon at Ski Shores. Absolutely gorgeous day. Thanks for having a birthday STRAP-ON!

Wednesday, March 01, 2006

Happy Birthday Elvis!!!


Everyone wish STRAP-ON ELVIS a Happy B-day today!

If you happen to have the afternoon off, please join STRAP-ON at Ski Shores for a late afternoon lunch while overlooking Lake Austin. Come on, it's a gorgeous day! Later on, his gang should be heading over to the Darkside Hash at 7pm.
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