Update

The ASS Hunt was awesome!

So...YOU are so bored that you harass me and tell me to update my shitty blog, eh? Well, this is what you get! At least it's Kimchi approved. ;)

12PM That's a Sobriety Test in and of Itself
Lab tech: He needs to retake the drug screening.
Nurse: Why? He said he was ready to give a urine sample.
Lab tech: Well... How do I put this delicately? He did give us *a* sample... Just not the kind we needed.
Nurse: Wait, you mean... he... Oh my god! How the hell did he poop in that cup? I am impressed!
Lab tech: Yea, I kinda am to.

Hospital
Columbus, Ohio
Overheard by: Workin' here for the insurance
Posted 2008-06-19

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OTR tonight...bleeders unite!

I'm going to the OTR (On The Rag) hash this evening. Haven't been in ages. But this one is special....we're checking out the new Alamo Ritz theater for the On-After and will be watching the new Sex & The City movie. Chick flick!

And for those who don't know...the new Ritz location not only serves beer and wine....they serve liquor!!!!!!!

So after I meet my mom for a real quick dinner, I'm jetting over to Lovejoy's at 7pm for the start of the hash. Then at 10:15pm the movie begins!

Weezer!

The new Weezer album came out today. So of course I went down to my local record store to pick it up at lunch. I have to set the volume too low right now to really hear it well. But I'll be jamming in my car after work!

Oh well. T minus 49 minutes....