Here is your next Junta/Mismanangement for the Austin Hash. Yeah to Elvis...he is our next RA!!!
Grand Bitch/Bastard: High Beams
Hash Cash: The Body
Religious Adviser (RA): Strap-on Elvis
Beer Meister: Father Syphilis
On-Sec: Try A Fuck
Joint Masters: Gluteus Intrudeus & Client #69
Hare Raiser: She Mussel Bitch
Hash Hotline: Ass Gagger
Hash Webmaster: Father Syphilis
Haberdasher: Wicked Itch of the Yeast
Off-Sec: Just Buffy (the barbwire slayer)
Off-Off-Sec: Squeef
Hash Mattress: North-Death by Dildo; South-High Beams; Central-Easy Access
Hash Wanker: FRGM (Full Ride Goat Master); (Squeezebox runner up)
Hash Bimbo: Bump Her Stick Her